Spit Take

Soph: I’m gonna give you a juicy kiss!1

Me: O-ookay.

*kiss *

Soph: I had a lot of spit.

Me: …

1. Up until a few months ago, Soph wouldn’t give out kisses. If you asked for one, she’d offer you her cheek. (It’s clear she’s already figured out exactly who holds the power in this equation.)